Thursday, 23 February 2017

Lily's 100 wc Week #22

                         Laughter

My mum makes the best jokes. Some of the best ones are:  

It's a one storey house, everything is red ,what colour are the stairs? I
t's a one story house, there are no stairs!

And why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was hit by the second koala.
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
Because he thought it was a game so he joined in.

But the worst one she’s said is: why did the chicken  cross the road to the park?
To get to the other slide.

By Lily

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